AwesomeTVMsia: Surat Khabar (Newspaper) [Translations]


Surat Khabar (Newspaper): 

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TRANSLATION of Surat Khabar (NEWSPAPER)

Characters:

Guy wearing black cap: Fadal (pronounced Phaa-dhaal)
Guy wearing black t-shirt: Apit (pronounced Aa-pit)
Guy doing crosswords: Me SengalBoy! (pronounced Se-ngaal-boy!)
The last man: Hamzah (pronounced Haam-zaah)


So we see 3 guys reading newspapers……

APIT: Haii…… what the heck is going on with the world? Murder, war, throwing babies……

FADAL: Yep….. look at this: “Gadafi eats a Palestine boy….”

APIT: You gotta be kidding?!

FADAL: I’m not.

APIT:  What newspaper did you read?

FADAL: Umm……. this

Fadal shows the newspaper he reads: Metro

APIT: Ooh… Metro……..

FADAL: Sad, isn’t it?

APIT: Pretty sad……

FADAL: Sad that you believe it!

Apit realized he’s been fooled, and looks at Fadal, pissed. SengalBoy is still doing his crosswords while paying no attention to others.

FADAL: A man has succeeded in lifting a big tree in a village….. ooh…

APIT: Hah? Who?

FADAL: Hehe….. Badang.

APIT: Badang…… who’s Badang?

FADAL: I’m reading this fairy tale called “Badang the Almighty”. Then, Badang throws the tree into the villain, and the villain died.

APIT: F*** you……

SengalBoy is pissed at the mistake he makes, and keeps on moving, ignoring the two, again…….

FADAL: A corpse has been found……smiling……..

APIT: Could you stop with that nonsense? That’s bullcrap man….

FADAL: What? Don’t blame me, fool! Blame the newspaper!

APIT: What newspaper did you read?

FADAL: Metro……

APIT: Ohh….. no wonder…….

SENGALBOY: OH YES!!!!!! Got it!……..Anus?!……….

Fadal and Apit looks at SengalBoy, wondering why the hell anus is featured as the answer……….

2.5684895489846846 seconds later………


FADAL: Ah! Finally found it! Look!

APIT: What?

FADAL: This, shshh for a moment……..8818? AARRRGGHHH!!!!! Mine was 8881!!!!

APIT: Dude, you know gambling is wrong, right?………….Can you check if there’s 7134?

FADAL: What?

APIT: The number 7134?

FADAL: 7134…….7134……..nope, you lose too, homie.

APIT: Damn…….

SENGALBOY: Heyy…… what the hell is going on with you guys now……..

Hamzah enters the door.

HAMZAH: Guys let’s eat! My treat baby!

SENGALBOY: Now what the hell is going on with you?

HAMZAH: I win in gambling mutha f****a!!!!

SENGALBOY: OMG……….

JEAH

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